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(1)Oasis Speed
(2)-Overweight
(3)If you roll at the training center and roll at the bed, you lose weight.
(4)- Underweight. –
(5)If you work out hard at the training center and hold a gun on your bed, you gain weight because of your muscles.
(6)- Basic livelihood recipients
(7)the median income for a four-person households
(8)men from under 30 families
(9)Yes, your welfare is good these days, so your family can eat well and live well without you. So don’t worry.
(10)Elementary or middle school graduate
(11)an elementary, middle, and high school graduate
(12)”Oh, it’s not hard to shoot a gun. You just have to pull the trigger. There’s no problem.
(13)-Psychological test abnormalities
(14)Yeah, you can’t get out of the army if you do psychological tests like this. Bring me a medical certificate to prove your illness.
(15)- Severe atopy
(16)”Even if your skin gets something bad, you can avoid the sun well, and there’s no problem shooting a gun, so I didn’t even bring a medical certificate.”
(17)- Severe Anemia
(18)Uh, this has nothing to do with it. Just keep bringing the medical certificate. Just get it checked.
(19)- Snacks.
(20)”Hey, you’ll be in trouble if you go to the army. But you can do your daily life.
(21)I’m good at covering people. You’re the only one who gets tired if you make trouble.
(22)- Severe Deodorization
(23)You can’t go to bed because of the smell. But my daily life…
(24)You can do all the work. You can commute.
(25)- Lumbar disc requiring surgery
(26)”Hey, you’ll be paralyzed when you go to the army.” But you can still live your daily life.
(27)I don’t care how the new prosecutor got here.
(28)- Neuropsychological disease
(29)You’re going to be in trouble. You can still deal with people.
(30)- Brain tumor removed.
(31)You’ll be in trouble if you go to college. You can’t go to the army. But you can do everything in your daily life.

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