911. 911 What’s the problem?
Am I sharp-handed?
911. Yes
When I look down, my hand is a knife
911 is a knife
Yep
Can you put the 911 knife down?
No, it’s my hand
911. Yes. Where are you now?
I don’t like knife hands I can’t pet a cat. I can’t high-five anyone
911 is fine, sir. Let’s work it out together
Can I be a chef with this? Let’s cut it all my life. Cut it all! I don’t know. Let’s just cut it!
911. How did you call 911
With my cell phone
How did you dial 911?
With my fingers
911. Then where are those fingers?
It’s my hand. Oh, that’s a relief! We’re back! Thank you! Oh, my God, look at this! I love my hands! What’s your name? Sharon
911. No
Oh, Sharon, you’re such an angel
It’s not 911
An angel would say that Thank you so much Sharon
911. You’re welcome
I’ve done LSD once and it’s a real problem. Oh, my God, my feet are knives now!