American standing comedy

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(1)Sometimes, when I’m too bored,
(2)Go to a clothing store that sells fur coats for animals.
(3)We stand in front of it and we demonstrate.
(4)It’s not that I’m against wearing animal fur.
(5)You’re advertising it as a new one, not a used one.
(6)When whales see submarines,
(7)Do you think it’s Iron Man?
(8)This is the most controversial joke.
(9)The baby born with the sperm bank is handmade.
(10)Whenever I go to a pet shop,
(11)If you have a turtle in your arms,
(12)with one’s back down
(13)Looking at the turtle’s eyes.
(14)You already have a house.
(15)You greedy punk.
(16)It’s Jesus’ picture.
(17)I think it’s kind of you to drive a nail into the wall. Infinite.
(18)But it’s accurate.
(19)The reason why there are juggling people in this world is because
(20)Because they didn’t let me in when I was young.
(21)No one throws a ball.

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