(1)You know Donald Trump doesn’t drink
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(2)He doesn’t drink a drop of alcohol. That’s weirdly respectful
(3)But think about it
(4)all the horses
(5)All the interviews
(6)All the tweets
(7)I mean, he was completely sane
(8)How is that possible
(9)Trump is tweeting
(10)It’s going to be at 3am
(11)in one’
(12)Who the hell
(13)I’ll tweet at 3am
(14)In the spirit, too
(15)Donald Trump, because it’s 10 a.m. in Russia
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