(1)The woman I met at the bar last night
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(2)If you’re the only living person in the world
(3)I won’t be in trouble with you if I say so
(4)That’s what I’m saying
(5)So I leaned toward her and whispered, “Who’s going to stop me from playing with you?”
(6)It’s going to be awkward
(7)Anyway, it’s impossible to hang out with her
(8)The fact that you’re the only one alive means she’s dead
(9)Will that fact stop him
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