Who found out how to enjoy zero carbonic acid

(1)Everyone, I’m going to find out how to enjoy zero carbonated drinks
(2)Multiplication Cold 202302301234
(3)People who don’t like Zero Cola don’t like the weird aftertaste
(4)You’re tricked, and you put sugar in the zero cola
(5)It’s so sweet that you can’t feel any difference from normal cola. But the calories are zero
(6)Are you crazy? I’m thinking about patenting this
(7)I think my rhyme is really crazy