Paris Olympics…looks like it’s going to be a shit party

“Let’s poop in the Seine River”… A campaign of frustration and anger ahead of the Paris Olympics

The site ridiculed French President Emmanuel Macron and Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo, who declared that they would swim in the Seine River to prove that it was clean. “It’s your turn,” he claimed.

The site also provided a calculation formula that tells citizens when they enter how far they are from the center of Paris and when they will have to defecate before the waste will reach the center at noon on the 23rd.

Are you having a swimming race in that water?

Fuck you, this is it