What’s up with the laundromat in the U.S

(1)A woman who might be sexy
(2)You left this in the washing machine
(3)I noticed it only after my wife saw it first
(4)My wife is completely turned upside down
(5)Unfortunately, unlike you, my wife is a whale and doesn’t even have these underwear
(6)Anyway, thanks to you, the once-a-year dragonfly flew away
(7)I want you to find this thing that demonized my wife
(8)A man who lives in a dog house