(1)You own two cows.I’ll take both of them.
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(2)I ration you some milk.
(3)You own two cows.You give one to your neighbor.
(4)I sell you milk.
(5)You own two cows.
(6)I’ll take both, shoot one, and then I’ll kill the other.
(7)Squeeze milk from the other one and throw it away.
(8)TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM Traditional Capitalism
(9)You sell one and buy one male cow.
(10)Your herd will multiply and the economy will grow.
(11)You retire in the money you earn from selling cattle.
(12)adventurous capitalism
(13)You have two cows.
(14)You sell three of the cattle to your listed company using L/C through your brother-in-law at the bank. Then, the debt is stocked through a purchase order, and four cows are returned along with tax exemption for five cows.
(15)The rights to milk produced by six cows are transferred to your listed company through a company on Cayman Island that is secretly owned by a major shareholder selling the rights of seven cows.
(16)The annual report says the company has eight cows and has an option to buy one more.
(17)AN ITALIAN CORPORATION ITALIAN COMPANY
(18)But I don’t know where it is.
(19)You decided to go eat lunch.
(20)AFRENCH CORPORATION French Company
(21)You strike, you organize riots, you block the road.Because you want three cows.
(22)ANAMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows.
(23)You sell one and you sell the other one.
(24)and produce four milks.
(25)Later, you’ll find out why the cow died.
(26)I hire a consultant.
(27)A SWISS CORPORATION Swiss Company
(28)You have 5,000 cows.
(29)Not one of the 5,000 is yours.
(30)You charge the owner for storage.
(31)AN IRISH CORPORATION ISLAND COMPANY
(32)One out of two.
(33)ANUSTRALIAN CORPORATION AUSTRALIA COMPANY
(34)I think things are going pretty well.
(35)You shut down the office and you’re celebrating it.
(36)I’m going to drink beer.
(37)You’re hiring 300 people.The
(38)You’ve achieved full employment and you’ve achieved high dairy production.
(39)I’ve achieved it. I insist.
(40)AN INDIAN CORPORATION INDIA COMPANY
(41)You worship them.
(42)an Iraqi company
(43)I think people have a lot of cows.God…
(44)I don’t believe you. Yeah, they’re gonna bomb you and you know a Democracy, you still don’t have a cow, but you tell them you have a cow.
(45)No one.
(46)We invaded the country.MIN JU is back.
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