driving one’s wife crazy

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(1)Title How to drive your wife crazy
(2)British, French and Canadian were drinking together.
(3)The Englishman asked the French.
(4)Do you know how to drive your wife crazy?
(5)When I’m done with that, I’ll go out into the garden, pick the roses, sprinkle the petals on my wife’s body, blow them away, and she’ll blow them away, and then you’ll go crazy, and then you’ll put oil on her body and massage her, and that’s the way to drive her crazy.
(6)The two asked the Canadian.
(7)What about you?
(8)That’s a secret.
(9)Then the British and French bought more alcohol for the Canadian, and the Canadian opened his mouth when the alcohol became spicy.
(10)I do that, and then I jump out of bed, and I go to the window, and I wipe the curtains with mine, and my wife goes crazy.

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