E.L.F. with 2000 years of dating experience

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(1)There’s an event I’ve prepared, and you’ll like it
(2)As expected, you
(3)2000 years of dating experience
(4)This is a piece of cake
(5)I’m 2,700 years old
(6)Don’t worry. For the first 700 years
(7)Because I kept my innocence
(8)How many people have you been dating
(9)Well, 1-2 people a year
(10)My ex-boyfriend
(11)I’ve only dated two people so far
(12)That’s what it’s like for a human man
(13)It’s average
(14)It’s not my fault. If everyone lives for thousands of years
(15)I mean, I know most guys I know
(16)Okay, then
(17)Gollars-and-Roe
(18)You’re a gisaeng
(19)WURED meow!!He
(20)Let’s quit today, because you’ve been hanging on to this elf for hours
(21)Just the way you look
(22)It’s not a few hours
(23)with seven strokes
(24)E.L.F. has a good sense of time
(25)in a short time
(26)But for 15 minutes
(27)It’s a great thing you’s endured
(28)HAN and KEON
(29)It’s my first time
(30)That’s what he said that
(31)I’m with handsome Half-Elf
(32)They’re half human, so they’re not included
(33)Open it
(34)Let’s break up!
(35)I didn’t know anything when I was young!It was the time when I went to a bar to buy a meat pie with a big guy in cotton
(36)Orcs, too!!!
(37)They’re the root of evil!!
(38)I’ve forgotten the history of Sauron’s near-destruction
(39)He’s quite a pure-hearted man
(40)I’ve been looking for respectable classmates for thousands of years, but I don’t have to travel anymoreorchid
(41)the spirit of the soul
(42)Because I found you
(43)But what am I saying
(44)Because I was with Hobbit
(45)I won’t
(46)Oh! Come on!!!
(47)I can’t move my hands
(48)one’s teeth

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