You married your cousin

(1)I heard something weird
(2)I can’t even bring it up
(3)· That’s ridiculous
(4)About me
(5)I just let it slide
(6)You and your cousin
(7)I’m not.
(8)Never.
(9)She says she’s a cousin
(10)It’s true that they’re cousins
(11)To put it simply
(12)My wife’s father
(13)My mom’s
(14)from an early age
(15)We grew up together
(16)Why not
(17)Because you’re sexy
(18)My friends
(19)I’m going to eat Linde
(20)with one’s eyes
(21)I couldn’t see that
(22)Because it’s a cat
(23)I got married
(24)Either way, someone
(25)If you’re going to eat it
(26)The thing I eat