How to get fired before your first day at work

(1)You’re such a stupid idiot
(2)Wednesday, March 1st, 12023
(3)To the office by 14:00 p.m. today
(4)If you just come and fill out the paperwork
(5)1115am
(6)I’ll be there by 14 p.m. on Friday
(7)1116am
(8)No, you don’t have to come
(9)Team leader Sebang left
(10)Invite to chat room
(11)You’re freaking me out
(12)I’ve been waiting for 5 days
(13)He’s making a fuss
(14)Damn it, damn it