The legend of urinary absenteeism

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(1)Part 1 of the story of being absent from urinary tract
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(3)Goodbye
(4)Every time I pee, I feel like I’m poking with a needle, or my blood is mixed
(5)It’s coming out
(6)If that’s the case, you can suspect urinary tract absenteeism
(7)I don’t know why I have such a childish disease
(8)I asked the doctor, and he wrote, “Did you turn on the gas valve at Auschwitz in your past life?” He said, “All I can say is this.”
(9)Anyway, your urinary tract stones get stuck, and a stone blocks your urinary tract
(10)Then, I won’t play “Gura” but on the spot!!!!He falls down while making a screeching sound
(11)You might think it’s an exaggeration, but urinary stones are a disease with the name King of Payne
(12)How much it hurts is that my mouth can’t open
(13)Open your mouth wide and aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! If you shout that out
(14)It really hurts less
(15)If you’re sick, you’ll have to close your mouth like a poop
(16)Eek! Eek!! You’re going to make the same sound
(17)Besides, John is sick, not only his mouth, but his facial muscles are infinitely
(18)It’s starting to contract
(19)I am egg!!!! Argh! Argh!! Yeeks!!!! When I said the same thing, a taxi driver almost caused an accident while laughing at my face in the rear mirror. It hurts that much
(20)After all the twists and turns, I managed to arrive at the hospital’s emergency room and saw my face contracted to the limit, and he said, “It’s a ureter’s stone without the doctor pretending to be examined.”
(21)But when I arrived at the hospital, they gave me painkillers, so humans persevered
(22)be relieved with the pain of being able to
(23)After a day goes by, the hell starts
(24)The first hell is the bladder endoscope
(25)I’ve lived more than 30 years, and I’ve never seen anything with the word ‘endoscopy’ that’s not pathetic The same goes for bladder endoscopy
(26)It explains how to insert a huge steel pipe into the amchang skewer
(27)I’m so happy to sigh, and the doctor’s son will be sick
(28)They said “Jong Jeeong”
(29)My wife was there with an urethral endoscope, and the doctor’s baby, Amy Abima
(30)Even if I stabbed him to death, I think he would have been in self-defense
(31)They’re telling me not to worry that I’m going to get anesthetized anyway
(32)I use a syringe to squeeze gel into my urethra
(33)I thought it was a medical accident at that moment
(34)I thought, “Oh, Shin Hae-cheol died like this!”
(35)A bunch of nursing assistants had pizza for late-night snack the night before
(36)I don’t think I’ve injected the sauce into my skewers
(37)be so hot that one feels like it
(38)I’m crying and this is Tabasco sauce!! So, John
(39)It’s funny. I sprinkled Tabasco sauce on my boji
(40)Can I help you laugh
(41)I thought it hurt a lot when I put it in, so it’s really anesthetic gel goggles
(42)No, it’s very likely that it was real Tabasco sauce
(43)The endoscope is violently aching in my urethra, and I’m under anesthesia
(44)Tears well up like patriotic martyrs who lost their country
(45)Take it out of your mouth every time the endoscope goes round and round! Tteetteetteetteetteetteetteetle
(46)Diddyeddy! Dittyeddy!The same sound automatically pops out, nursing!
(47)On the 4th year, Park Jang Dae Ham’s birth year
(48)After a bladder endoscopy on the first day of hospitalization, my whole body’s feet
(49)I’m exhausted
(50)But from the second day of hospitalization, it’s really the beginning of hell

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