The reason why left-handed people are happier than others

(1)I got in trouble for writing with my left hand
(2)I got scolded for eating with my left hand
(3)But after dating,
(4)I’m left-handed, so I can hold hands and eat!
(5)You can hold hands and take notes when you study!
(6)Even a game!
(7)I’m happy ♥ left because I’m holding hands