If you read the Bible in a modern tone

If you read the Bible in a modern tone

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(1)Batoyong bty9October 1st
(2)Try this. It’s so good
(3)The damn snake is talking
(4)How good is it that even snakes recommend it while talking
(5)But I didn’t say I shouldn’t eat this
(6)They’re going to banish us for picking a fruit. God is merciful
(7)2.21 million ○ 45,000
(8)Batoyong bty910 February 1st
(9)No, I can understand that the almighty is a homophobia, so just because men hit some rice cakes, two cities were destroyed, but my mom died because she saw the destruction
(10)But don’t worry about it. I’m not behind in my relationship. Let’s have sex with my dad and have a baby
(11)Wow, you’re crazy
(12)1734,000
(13)Bafoyong bty9 October 1st, sons, God wants the four of us to join forces to build a ship that can carry all the animals on Earth in pairs
(14)[Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing]
(15)1st month of the first month of the lunar calendar[Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing]
(16)thirteen hundred fifteen thousand
(17)Batoyong bty9October 1st
(18)I felt this way when I was Noah. I don’t think we should destroy them with water
(19)Oh, you’re merciful
(20)So, I’m going to spray hailstones, lightnings, cannibal locusts, and I’m going to release the army, stab people to death, and finally release a dragon with seven heads to make it cool
(21)Wow! I can write it down as it is, right
(22)1229 thousand
(23)It’s clear
(24)He looks fine, but why do you talk like that
(25)I ran for a week because I didn’t have money, but it happened to be the Tower of Babel
(26)2334 to 11 thousand
(27)They split up the Havada!!!!!!!!!!!I
(28)Shouldn’t you just lower the boat? What’s that supposed to mean? Come on
(29)a scientific poem
(30)2329 thousand
(31)Batoyong bty9101 February
(32)You will conceive a son of God
(33)What are you talking about
(34)Twelve, thirteen thousand
(35)If you are not a maternal guardian, you cannot enterCotton
(36)I brought some medicine
(37)I brought the scent. I brought the gold
(38)”Bring me your ass, you morons
(39)twelve eleven thousand
(40)Batoyong bty910 21st Monday
(41)Are you Jung Yesoo? Can I put my finger in the palm hole
(42)Can I put it in the side
(43)maddens
(44)1324,000
(45)Do you love me? Of course, “Fan ID”
(46)Ah, it’sure
(47)You love me
(48)What’s the point of saying it? It’s Kkapata
(49)The one where I really love you
(50)I can pretend that I don’t know him three times when I don’t know him
(51)Please pick me
(52)1224,000
(53)Batoyong bty910 One of us will sell me in FebruaryI think you’re talking about me
(54)Bump
(55)I think it’s me
(56)What are you doing? Hurry up and go take care of yourself
(57)I thought it was him
(58)a seedling
(59)a double axe
(60)How can you do that
(61)1322,000
(62)Batoyong bty910 Break your leg to make sure you died on February 1st. No, how can I live to get dozens of shots of seeds, carry that big cross, and come up here with nails on both hands and feet;; I’ll see if I can poke you once;
(63)a child
(64)Go Hanna
(65)If I ruin your life, will I curse you or not
(66)Have you been seeing each other more often these days
(67)Why is Yahweh’s tongue so long
(68)Come on, I’m gonna destroy the Jopjasikis, and I’m not gonna swear at them
(69)bet on everything
(70)2218,000
(71)Batoyong bty910 February 1st God What have I done wrong? It’s true. You’re right. You’re right. You’re trying to give me a word of abuse until I get to that point. What award
(72)Since we didn’t do it, the award
(73)I’ll restore your property and give you a lot of new daughters
(74)Dead food is
(75)Lol, sorry)!
(76)before 123
(77)Batoyong bty910 1st and February. This one
(78)No, I want you to beat himAs
(79)If you win, you’ll be the king
(80)If you hold a rock and catch him, no one will be able to do it to me
(81)Cheer up, anyway
(82)seedling
(83)1,239,000
(84)Bar bDoyong2dayty9102 My lambs, why did you ask for a favor
(85)Cain and Abel were lambs for grain and lamb Abel, respectively, because of the scent you only received
(86)It’s all an excuse for the lamb bell to do it. It’s the first time for a drunk rap
(87)Another
(88)1223,000
(89)Batoyong bty910 Why is the Bible a dinosaur on February 2nd
(90)Will the Bible come
(91)What are you talking about
(92)Oh, Jesus is a dinosaur
(93)No matter how many followers you have, you’re a dinosaur, and you’re the king of the Jews, and you’re the king of the Jews, and you’re the one who’s talking about it’s a dinosaur
(94)There’s something to kill
(95)I caught him and killed him
(96)1113,000
(97)Bar bty9 Again October 22nd month
(98)Do you think that makes sense
(99)It’s ridiculous. Jesus wielded a whip to drive out the temple vault, and he was lucky enough to find the eggs of the poor dinosaur
(100)a stick that smells good
(101)It’s a true story
(102)Twelve thousand
(103)Batoyong bty9 I made a lot of plants and animals in the 2nd garden of October, so you named them
(104)”Try putting autumn on.” He said, “It’s not a big deal to lick a dog.”
(105)Okay. Just a little bit more. The flesh on the bone
(106)If you can’t give it to me after hearing it, then I’ll be the dog
(107)I didn’t mean to scratch your nose
(108)1342,000 battos bty910 February 2nd bought Roman Jesus for 30 silver coins
(109)Judas Jesus Panda
(110)I bought 80 Sooni acorns for 320 won
(111)I bought it with a lot of things
(112)They sell all the kites
(113)Reply to bty910
(114)Five breads and two fish Teacher
(115)Enough.
(116)The bread can be copied
(117)At 144 p.m. February 2, 2021 – TweetDeck
(118)1698 retweet 106 quoted tweet 573 I like it
(119)I’m tweeting my reply
(120)Batoyong bty910’s reply to bty910 on October 2nd, “If you’re mine, I’ll give you everything from here to there.” My father John Na said, “That enemy.”
(121)It’s sour even though you only know it
(122)Batto bty910 February 2nd
(123)The earth is chaotic and empty, the darkness is deep, and the spirit of God cries on the surface of the water
(124)He did it
(125)He said, “There should be light,” and there was light
(126)God says
(127)This works
(128)1232,000
(129)Batoyong bty9October 2nd
(130)Live a good first class for you Even if it’s Main pointholy, I’ll guide you to shithwa without knowing your left hand, obscene thoughts, Nope, even my money-losing punk, Love, all I need is love, if you’re done, don’t tell me
(131)Right hand
(132)Hard
(133)Batoyong bty9October 2nd
(134)Sex! Sex!!!
(135)I can’t let you commit the angel who came to greet them instead of me Daughters, for you
(136)Wow, he’s crazy
(137)Batoyong bty9 The father of the family, who was rescued on October 2, sold his daughter to the colorists, and the daughter made such a father drunk to form a relationship How did you save them
(138)The Lord said
(139)Sodom Seo-Ji, I’m the nicest. If I gather 10 nice people, they’ll be destroyed and gone. Myeong-i City
(140)I said I’ll let you off the hook
(141)thirteen hundred twelve thousand
(142) bty910 How can you limit the number of people to 144,000 again People
(143)You know Eumsunsoon, MIDZY
(144)No, I’m just saying that there’s a lot. I’ll take that number straight
(145)I didn’t know it
(146)2322,000
(147)Batoyong bty910 On August 28th, where are all my pigs that were here? Jesus made my pigs fool the devil and jump into the water
(148)What kind of infection
(149)Batoyong bty9October 15
(150)If your hair gets shaved, it becomes a medicine
(151)It’s a money-on-the-go, but anyone who’s bald
(152)You’ll lose your energy
(153)Oh, that’s right
(154)Batoyong bty910 February 16th. I can make this woman some rocks
(155)innocent of all of all people
(156)What do you want me to do
(157)Batoyong bty910 Joseph, congratulations~~ Oh, the 16th month
(158)You said you were pregnant
(159)”I don’t have much to do with Maria
(160)Bafoyong bty9October 16
(161)You have broken the word of God and eaten the fruit of good and evil, so you will go to this hill again
(162)Don’t put it in
(163)Yes
(164)Don’t stand up, old people

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