What I saw on the internet is happening to me

I think I spilled some chocolate pie on my bed after turning off the lights, so I was looking for something I spilled on my bed to eat

I saw a black lump, so I put it in my mouth

But it’s breaking in my mouth while I’m rustling

I was surprised and I spit it out on the bed and turned on the light to check the bed

I could see some real shitty cockroach legs and the debris I’d spit out of my mouth

I’m going crazy and shaking off my bed blanket

I’m so flustered that I’m writing. It’s like a dog’s ass

That punk’s leg. Oh, shit